This is what dreams are made of. Most people wait their whole lives to do something this meaningful, and now, with your help, someone’s dreams will come true.Piccinich Madness Final Four Triple Crown Region v. Dart Board Region3 Hundred $ Kid v. 2. Birth of Mar Hundred $ Kid:Sigh. When you go to Preakness, the […]Read Post ›
There are two types of trains on the Metro-North Hudson Line; the new trains and the old trains. In the new trains, there is a section of five seats that face each other, three on one side, two on the other. Figure A demonstrates the proper way to sit in these seats. Figure A Notice […]Read Post ›
We have reached the Elite 8 of Piccinich Madness. It has been a long arduous road thus far, but for the most part it has been greeted with nothing but rave reviews. Three number one seeds were eliminated in the last round, proving once again the highly combustible nature of the 64 team bracket. Now […]Read Post ›
Only 16 teams remain. The best, and the brightest. Most of them are street fighters who will need to use their killer instinct to make sure this mortal kombat isn’t their final fight. Their primal rage will be coursing through their veins….Tekken Triple Crown Region 1 Chevy Chase v. 4 Lemon Relay Chevy Chase:As the […]Read Post ›
Second Round, I command thee to continue. Dart Board Region 1 Fitzys v. 8 Brock Fitzys:At one point in our existence, everyone dreaded going to Fitzy’s. It is the stereotypical shit hole bar. And though no one can exactly recall when Fitzy’s turned the proverbial corner of being and becoming, it is now our stereotypical […]Read Post ›
The Second Round Begins…..Now. Testudo Region 1 Mullets Over Miami v. 8 Jeanette Mullets Over Miami:MOM is the tournament’s number one overall seed. It is one of the defining moments in the history of the Piccinich Effect, and thanks to Poppers it is a story that is told only in legend. For those unfamiliar with […]Read Post ›
Bonus time for all you faithful readers. Here is the final region of Piccinich Madness. As with the Testudo Region, these write-ups are brought to you by Ostrowe, the proprietor of The Glass Case of Emotion. 1. Terry v 16. Eddie O’s Basement Terry is the epitome of all that is man. A former Rockland […]Read Post ›
Congrats to the winners in the Triple Crown Region.Chevy Chase killed Waffle HouseSunburn scratched out Poisen IvyThe Lemon Relay ran away from Faux BenOstrowe’s Pee pulled it out against Anfron’s PeeEddie O’s Dad’s Chair rained on the Storm of the CenturyThe Hundred $ Kid bought out Sweet MurphCheesy Moustache Guy upset Hacksaw MarkSandy Chang dunked […]Read Post ›
This episode of How Expected has been filmed in front of a live studio audience. Scene 1:(Ext. Palisades Mall. It is Friday, RICK and MOM are talking about TARA’s formal which is taking place Saturday night)Mom – So what color is Tara’s Dress?Rick – Green.Mom – So you got her a white corsage?Rick – (Long […]Read Post ›
The Testudo Region has now gone official. Mullets Over Miami Peed on Buffalo Wild Wings Opening Day; Jeanette sipped on some victory champagne from the Abbacoozie; Joe Rutko survived a head-on collision with the fourth of July; Pupino smoked the Game of the Century; MoeMar successfully made it to the top of the Radical Rock […]Read Post ›
