Going into the final four, the people have selected the same semi-finalists as the board. Let see what happens next
Number 1 Seed: Terry Nominated by Dmo
Captain of Rockland County Drinks only Budweiser Head bartender at Fitzpatricks Pays only in cash Gets a standing ovation when he walks into Fitzys Makes a mean barpie I could go on and on
Number 4 Seed: Ostrowe Nominated by Joyce
Government Employee (excellent benefits)
Delivers my mail and Terry’s mail
Is always provoking Moro to act retarded
Has a way with the ladies, especially Misty
Is the late great captain of Bailey’s
Die Hard Panther Fan
Trivial Pursuit and board game extraordinaire Excellent Facial Hair
Eclectic Music Tastes
Brought Red Breast Irish Whiskey to the “Masters” party
Invented Olberhauser “the German” who is actually Canadian
90210 – Live Blog
Number 2 Seed: Jim$ Nominated by Daryl
He has provided a couch to sleep on numerous times Got me into the Hustler club for free (not having to pay the cover took the sting off of being kicked out) Without Jim$ we would have NEVER known about Abby’s Ts. Hasn’t arrested any members of the CoG for trading violations
Number 3 Seed: Rick Nominated by Jim$
Provides free NBC apparel Provides free tickets to sporting events Provides designated driver services Provides ambulatory services to Nyack Hospital
In Newburgh, there lies a road which inspires men and women alike. Anytime I drive up to my cousin’s house we drive past it, and just seeing the sign fills us with awe. We are of course talking about Route 17K. Or as I like to call it: Route 17 Thousand.
Every time Maxx and I see the sign we always laugh and can’t help but start creating Bill Brasky-esque facts (Chuck Norris-esque for those of you not familiar with SNL sketches…..Brasky is 9 years older than Chuck Norris facts). Tonight we spent over two hours coming up with facts, and while I can’t remember them all, here are a choice few.
Note: Orange Head Syndrome Ahead
There was once a crack in Route 17 Thousand. They now call it the Grand Canyon
They say the Great Wall of China was built to keep out the Mongolians. Wrong. It was built to keep out Route 17 Thousand
The last digit of Pi is Route 17 Thousand
The Statue of Liberty was a gift from the French to protect them from Route 17 Thousand
In the original game of Clue, the only correct answer was: It was Route 17 Thousand, with the Route 17 Thousand, on Route 17 Thousand
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tried to jump over Route 17 Thousand but was killed
It doesn’t rain on Route 17 Thousand. Route 17 Thousand rains on the sky
Route 17 Thousand eats pure steel for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. For Dessert? Key Lime Pie.
God made us in his image. God was made in the image of Route 17 Thousand
Route 17 Thousand is it’s own father
On the seventh day Route 17 Thousand rested
There is no speed limit on Route 17 Thousand. More people have survived because of that.
There are no accidents on Route 17 Thousand. Just sacrifices
The Beatles song Help! was inspired by Route 17 Thousand. Surprisingly so was Paradise by the Dashboard Light, I Love You Always and Forever, and Closer by NIN
Route 17 Thousand was the inspiration for Nicholas Cage’s character in Con Air
Monica Lewinsky was a cover-up. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Route 17 Thousand did have sex with that woman
Jack Sprat could eat no fat. His wife ran away with Route 17 Thousand
Route 17 Thousand can believe it’s not butter
Route 17 Thousand framed Roger Rabbit
Route 17 Thousand was the shooter on the grassy knoll
Route 17 Thousand ended the cold war
Route 17 Thousand is a road that cars drive on
Route 17 Thousand did have sexual relations with that woman
Only three things can survive a nuclear bomb. Cockroaches, Twinkies and Route 17 Thousand
The Gentleman of the Year vote is well on it’s way. And while the Board of Gentlemen are busy with their vote for the champion, it is time for the people to play catch-up. For the record, the people only picked one match up differently than the BoG.
Number 1 Seed: Terry Nominated by Dmo
Captain of Rockland County Drinks only Budweiser Head bartender at Fitzpatricks Pays only in cash Gets a standing ovation when he walks into Fitzys Makes a mean barpie I could go on and on
Number 8 Seed: Mar Nominated by Rick
Winner of the first hept-annual Piccinch Madness Tournament Has drunk arms Owns $20,000 watch Lives in California with playboy bunnies Survived west coast fires of 2008
Number 4 Seed: Ostrowe Nominated by Joyce
Government Employee (excellent benefits)
Delivers my mail and Terry’s mail
Is always provoking Moro to act retarded
Has a way with the ladies, especially Misty
Is the late great captain of Bailey’s
Die Hard Panther Fan
Trivial Pursuit and board game extraordinaire Excellent Facial Hair
Eclectic Music Tastes
Brought Red Breast Irish Whiskey to the “Masters” party
Invented Olberhauser “the German” who is actually Canadian
90210 – Live Blog
Number 12 Seed: Hutter Nominated by Dmo
Bought Daryl underwear in Atlantic City Bought Daryl on stage ass slapping in Atlantic City Provides a nice pool to relax in the summer time Got 2 free rooms at the Borgata Hangs out with Paul LoDuca and David Wright Claims he wants to grow up and be like Francis at Fitzys when he’s older Didn’t mind when I peed in his shoes.
Number 2 Seed: Jim$ Nominated by Daryl
He has provided a couch to sleep on numerous times Got me into the Hustler club for free (not having to pay the cover took the sting off of being kicked out) Without Jim$ we would have NEVER known about Abby’s Ts. Hasn’t arrested any members of the CoG for trading violations
Number 7 Seed: Drunk Joyce Nominated by Rick
Provides tons of entertainment Talks about titties a lot Almost gets us killed by saying the word a lot Loves Asians
Number 3 Seed: Rick Nominated by Jim$
Provides free NBC apparel Provides free tickets to sporting events Provides designated driver services Provides ambulatory services to Nyack Hospital
Number 6 Seed: Dmo Nominated by Joyce
“The Godfather of Retards” Wins millions in AC Knows Steve from the dart lounge Angling for Asst. Captain job Fantasy Football winner
Following the success of the Piccinich Madness tournament, Covering the Spread and the Chain of Gentlemen bring you the greatest year-end retrospective ever created. The First Annual Gentleman of the Year Awards.
Due to the cheeky shenanigans that occurred during Piccinich Madness, this award show will follow college football like logic. After two hours of very intense debate on the CoG, 16 people were chosen for the tournament. They were then seeded and placed in the appropriate match ups.
The Chain of Gentlemen will have a survivor like ballot to determine the Gentlemen’s Gentleman.
And the Covering the Spread readers will also be able to vote for the People’s Gentleman.
Will there be two champions. Perhaps. Is this the best way to settle this. Probably not. Will people call shenanigans. Of course. But it seems to work for the NCAA.
Now on with the show.
Number 1 Seed: Terry Nominated by Dmo
Captain of Rockland County Drinks only Budweiser Head bartender at Fitzpatricks Pays only in cash Gets a standing ovation when he walks into Fitzys Makes a mean barpie I could go on and on Number 16 Seed: Eddie O Nominated by Joyce
Married Job, financially stable Peg makes an excellent buffalo chicken dip
Big winner at The Belmont
Seems to like me for no particular reason at all
Drinks Evan Williams like a champ
Strong Physique
Has been to Hawaii
Tried to hump on Poppers couch after MD’s loss to FSU
Looks handsome with glasses.
Number 8 Seed: Mar Nominated by Rick
Winner of the first hept-annual Piccinch Madness Tournament Has drunk arms Owns $20,000 watch Lives in California with playboy bunnies Survived west coast fires of 2008
Number 9 Seed: Ricky Nominated by Mar
Loves the Cowboys Will bet $2 on anything Add color to pictures Always wears a bluetooth like a champion The number 9 gentleman
Number 4 Seed: Ostrowe Nominated by Joyce
Government Employee (excellent benefits)
Delivers my mail and Terry’s mail
Is always provoking Moro to act retarded
Has a way with the ladies, especially Misty
Is the late great captain of Bailey’s
Die Hard Panther Fan
Trivial Pursuit and board game extraordinaire Excellent Facial Hair
Eclectic Music Tastes
Brought Red Breast Irish Whiskey to the “Masters” party
Invented Olberhauser “the German” who is actually Canadian
90210 – Live Blog
Number 13 Seed: George W. Bush Nominated by Jim$
Has kept my taxes low Has kept me safe from terrorists Has reflexes like a cat and has the ability to dodge shoes Will make for an interesting match up if he goes against his arch nemesis Sars
Number 5 Seed: Sars Nominated by Rick
Got accepted and is studying law at Columbia Banged Steph–asian in the bathroom on the booze cruise Is playing for the fantasy football championship after being a free agent master Is honored by a National Holiday (Veterans Day) Routinely gets +1 on the CoG Takes children to see kids movies so he can bang their moms
Number 12 Seed: Hutter Nominated by Dmo
Bought Daryl underwear in Atlantic City Bought Daryl on stage ass slapping in Atlantic City Provides a nice pool to relax in the summer time Got 2 free rooms at the Borgata Hangs out with Paul LoDuca and David Wright Claims he wants to grow up and be like Francis at Fitzys when he’s older Didn’t mind when I peed in his shoes.
Number 2 Seed: Jim$ Nominated by Daryl
He has provided a couch to sleep on numerous times Got me into the Hustler club for free (not having to pay the cover took the sting off of being kicked out) Without Jim$ we would have NEVER known about Abby’s Ts. Hasn’t arrested any members of the CoG for trading violations
Number 15 Seed: Daryl Nominated by Joyce
He survived a stroke. What else can you say? Touched T’s on the booze cruise.
Plans to unveil Trivial Pursuit to the public soon, still in beta version
Traveled great distance to the pikers Halloween party in Rockland
I don’t know him that well and call him Darly
Number 7 Seed: Drunk Joyce Nominated by Rick
Provides tons of entertainment Talks about titties a lot Almost gets us killed by saying the word a lot Loves Asians
Number 10 Seed: Drunk Anfron Nominated by Rick
Provides tons of entertainment Talks about titties a lot Almost gets us killed by saying the word a lot Loves Asians
Number 3 Seed: Rick Nominated by Jim$
Provides free NBC apparel Provides free tickets to sporting events Provides designated driver services Provides ambulatory services to Nyack Hospital
Number 14 Seed: JMac Nominated by Rick
He can have the best of me (no homo) Won the Joyce family fortune in a raffle Hooks up with tons of chicks in Stamford Dominated pick-up basketball games at Germonds and South Passed out on Ostrowe’s couch after Landsdowne Trip #1. For 4 days. Watched Sarah Marshall instead of football Passed out on Ostrowe’s couch again after Landsdowne Trip #2. Spilled perfect pint of Guinness Passed out on Rick’s couch after winning Joyce family fortune
Number 6 Seed: Dmo Nominated by Joyce
“The Godfather of Retards” Wins millions in AC Knows Steve from the dart lounge Angling for Asst. Captain job Fantasy Football winner
Number 11 Seed: Mr. Stanton Nominated by Dmo
Calls everyone dickhead Gets really drunk at golf outings Loves going to Lace Thinks he’s good at the pigskin pickem Likes playing tittyhunt at fitzys Invites us over to play Korean Rummy at his house and puts out chips and dip. Calls Ostrowe Fidel Castro Thinks Rick works for ESPN every time he sees him.
Note: The first gentleman left behind was Turner Gill. Nominated by JMac
Head football coach of the University at Buffalo (my Almamater).
Providing me with my first trip to a bowl game and the chance for a shit show of epic proportions.
He is 1 of 3 black head coaches in college football
