Gentleman of the Year

Following the success of the Piccinich Madness tournament, Covering the Spread and the Chain of Gentlemen bring you the greatest year-end retrospective ever created.
The First Annual Gentleman of the Year Awards.

Due to the cheeky shenanigans that occurred during Piccinich Madness, this award show will follow college football like logic. After two hours of very intense debate on the CoG, 16 people were chosen for the tournament. They were then seeded and placed in the appropriate match ups.

The Chain of Gentlemen will have a survivor like ballot to determine the Gentlemen’s Gentleman.

And the Covering the Spread readers will also be able to vote for the People’s Gentleman.

Will there be two champions. Perhaps. Is this the best way to settle this. Probably not. Will people call shenanigans. Of course. But it seems to work for the NCAA.

Now on with the show.

Number 1 Seed: Terry Nominated by Dmo

Captain of Rockland County
Drinks only Budweiser
Head bartender at Fitzpatricks
Pays only in cash
Gets a standing ovation when he walks into Fitzys
Makes a mean barpie
I could go on and on

Number 16 Seed: Eddie O

Nominated by Joyce

Job, financially stable
Peg makes an excellent buffalo chicken dip
Big winner at The Belmont
Seems to like me for no particular reason at all
Drinks Evan Williams like a champ
Strong Physique
Has been to Hawaii
Tried to hump on Poppers couch after MD’s loss to FSU
Looks handsome with glasses.

Number 8 Seed: Mar
Nominated by Rick

Winner of the first hept-annual Piccinch Madness Tournament
Has drunk arms
Owns $20,000 watch
Lives in California with playboy bunnies
Survived west coast fires of 2008

Number 9 Seed: Ricky
Nominated by Mar

Loves the Cowboys
Will bet $2 on anything
Add color to pictures
Always wears a bluetooth like a champion
The number 9 gentleman

Number 4 Seed: Ostrowe
Nominated by Joyce

Government Employee (excellent benefits)
Delivers my mail and Terry’s mail
Is always provoking Moro to act retarded
Has a way with the ladies, especially Misty
Is the late great captain of Bailey’s
Die Hard Panther Fan
Trivial Pursuit and board game extraordinaire
Excellent Facial Hair
Eclectic Music Tastes
Brought Red Breast Irish Whiskey to the “Masters” party
Invented Olberhauser “the German” who is actually Canadian
90210 – Live Blog

Number 13 Seed: George W. Bush
Nominated by Jim$

Has kept my taxes low
Has kept me safe from terrorists
Has reflexes like a cat and has the ability to dodge shoes
Will make for an interesting match up if he goes against his arch nemesis Sars

Number 5 Seed: Sars
Nominated by Rick

Got accepted and is studying law at Columbia
Banged Stephasian in the bathroom on the booze cruise
Is playing for the fantasy football championship after being a free agent master
Is honored by a National Holiday (Veterans Day)
Routinely gets +1 on the CoG
Takes children to see kids movies so he can bang their moms

Number 12 Seed: Hutter
Nominated by Dmo

Bought Daryl underwear in Atlantic City
Bought Daryl on stage ass slapping in Atlantic City
Provides a nice pool to relax in the summer time
Got 2 free rooms at the Borgata
Hangs out with Paul LoDuca and David Wright
Claims he wants to grow up and be like Francis at Fitzys when he’s older
Didn’t mind when I peed in his shoes.

Number 2 Seed: Jim$
Nominated by Daryl

He has provided a couch to sleep on numerous times
Got me into the Hustler club for free (not having to pay the cover took the sting off of being kicked out)
Without Jim$ we would have NEVER known about Abby’s Ts.
Hasn’t arrested any members of the CoG for trading violations

Number 15 Seed: Daryl
Nominated by Joyce

He survived a stroke. What else can you say?
Touched T’s on the booze cruise.
Plans to unveil Trivial Pursuit to the public soon, still in beta version
Traveled great distance to the pikers Halloween party in Rockland

I don’t know him that well and call him Darly

Number 7 Seed: Drunk Joyce
Nominated by Rick

Provides tons of entertainment
Talks about titties a lot
Almost gets us killed by saying the word a lot
Loves Asians

Number 10 Seed: Drunk Anfron
Nominated by Rick

Provides tons of entertainment
Talks about titties a lot
Almost gets us killed by saying the word a lot
Loves Asians

Number 3 Seed: Rick
Nominated by Jim$

Provides free NBC apparel
Provides free tickets to sporting events
Provides designated driver services
Provides ambulatory services to Nyack Hospital

Number 14 Seed: JMac
Nominated by Rick

He can have the best of me (no homo)
Won the Joyce family fortune in a raffle
Hooks up with tons of chicks in Stamford
Dominated pick-up basketball games at Germonds and South
Passed out on Ostrowe’s couch after Landsdowne Trip #1. For 4 days.
Watched Sarah Marshall instead of football
Passed out on Ostrowe’s couch again after Landsdowne Trip #2.
Spilled perfect pint of Guinness
Passed out on Rick’s couch after winning Joyce family fortune

Number 6 Seed: Dmo
Nominated by Joyce

“The Godfather of Retards”
Wins millions in AC
Knows Steve from the dart lounge
Angling for Asst. Captain job
Fantasy Football winner

Number 11 Seed: Mr. Stanton
Nominated by Dmo

Calls everyone dickhead
Gets really drunk at golf outings
Loves going to Lace
Thinks he’s good at the pigskin pickem
Likes playing tittyhunt at fitzys
Invites us over to play Korean Rummy at his house and puts out chips and dip.
Calls Ostrowe Fidel Castro
Thinks Rick works for ESPN every time he sees him.

Note: The first gentleman left behind was Turner Gill. Nominated by JMac

Head football coach of the University at Buffalo (my Alma mater).
Providing me with my first trip to a bowl game and the chance for a shit show of epic proportions.
He is 1 of 3 black head coaches in college football
He bangs a white chick named Gayle.
He was rejected from Auburn for banging Gayle.

Charles Barkley is a jiggaboo.

Vote Early. Vote Often. Vote Gentlemen.

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