Who Wants A Mustache Ride? Finals!

The Monopoly Guy officially has the Cheesiest. Mustache. Ever. While Tom Selleck has the Most. Awesome. Mustache. Ever. There is only one thing left to do. Find out who has the:
This title bout is scheduled for one fall and is for the COG/CTS/GCOE Mustache Championship of the World.Fighting out of the Bushy Corner
Monopoly Guy
Occupation: Businessman/Entreprenuer/Jim$
Mustache Type: 1940’s Walrus
Details: Rich Uncle Pennybags aka Milburn Pennybags aka Stanley Monopoly has the most expensive mustache in the tournament. Although he was created in the 1940’s, TMG was created in Jim$ image. Sounds impossible, but I assure you it involves a time machine, the space time continuom, a DeLorean, and alternate realities. Further proof: The Monopoly Guy’s wife is named Abby

Fighting out of the Debonair Corner
Tom Selleck
Occupation: Actor
Mustache Type: Handsome
Details: Just try and picture Selleck without that mustache. Sure, he’s a decent enough looking guy, but would he have been the 80s heartthrob he was without it? Selleck sans mustache is like Joe Namath on the Rams. Sure it happened, but its best to pretend it didn’t.

Rick: It all comes down to this. Tom being here is no surprise. The Monopoly Guy on the other hand…
Ostrowe: The Monopoly Guy has had a remarkable run for a 12 seed
R: Hopefully a few years down the road we don’t find out he bought his victories
O: Perhaps he was underrated going into the competition; he does have years of mustache experience. Selleck, on the other hand, has gotten here gracefully and effortlessly. He’s let his mustache do the talking
R: Either of these gentlemen would be great as the mustache of faces across the nation
O: Without question. Rumor has it the character of Higgins on Magnum PI (Magnum’s “boss”) was originally modeled on The Monopoly Guy. Will he finally give Magnum his comeuppance, or will it be another win for Selleck?
R: Isn’t The Monopoly Guy based on Jim$
O: Sounds familiar…
R: The Monopoly Guy has years on Selleck, but I think Selleck has put his mustache to better use
O: Monopoly Guy’s mustache was able to fund the Community Chest
R: He takes a chance when ever he lands on a chance
O: He took a chance with that mustache, and its gotten him this far. You could say the same about Selleck
R: He may be named Mr. Mustache. But it is up to the people. Who will they pick?
O: Cheesy or Awesome. Cheesily Awesome. Awesomely Cheesy

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