The People’s Championship

It is time for the people to name their gentleman.

Two very deserving men have made the final, unfortunately only one of them will be named Gentleman of the Year. These two men are brothers from different mothers as well as charter members of the CoG Irish Mafia.
The Mega Powers are colliding

2 Jmac v 3 Joyce
Jmac: Nominated by Rick
He held his door open for me
Was concerned when he saw Ostrowe limping down the stairs
How’s Pizza
Makes hilarious songs on the fly in the style of Springsteen and Bob Dylan
Bearable in large doses
So handsome he can talk to chicks with boyfriends

Joyce: Nominated by Mar
Is korean

Great host
Does dance push-ups

Is friends with married chicks
Walked home from Fiddlesticks

http://www.micropoll.com/akira/MicroPoll?id=224409

May the god bless you for ever and may the most gentlemanly win

Happy Holidays OR Yuck Fou Delta :)

As I am writing this I am one quarter of the way to the Joyce-post-walk-home-from-Fiddlesticks-on-Halloween state of mind. It is interesting. I feel fragile and unstoppable all at the same time. It really is quite interesting. If someone were to start singing Christmas Shoes, I might start crying while acting out the entire song. Why am I like this? Well if you picked up on the title of the post, then you would know Delta is to blame.

7:30 AM – Wake up in Richmond, Virginia. I have been here since Thursday for the holiday. I have a flight at 10:40 back to New York today so I can go to work at 7:15 PM
8:00 AM – After having some toast for breakfast, I opt out of taking a shower since I will able to take one when I get home. Instead, I force some Always Sunny on the family
8:55 AM – After two episodes, we leave the apartment and head to the airport
9:40 AM – Arrive at the airport. I printed out my boarding pass so I head straight for security. On my way there, I peek at a departure monitor. There is only one flight canceled today. Suckers.
9:41 AM – WTF?! That is my flight. Head back to check in to scan my boarding pass only to find out that my flight is now at 2:30 PM….on Monday due to weather. (Note: It is 50 degrees and sunny in both NY and VA
9:42 AM – To review: Last weekend I went to and from Breckenridge during one of the biggest Nor’easters in recent memory without delay. However, on a nice day, my flight has been canceled. Can you say Piccinich Effect?
9:43 AM – Call Mom and Dad to let them know. They are on their way back now as I wait in line at the Delta counter.
9:58 AM – I overhear the Delta worker say that all flights to NY are booked. I get out of line and check Continental? Booked. Jet Blue? They have 3 seats available on a 5:30 flight. Tickets are $282. Who do they think I am? Dmo?
10:03 AM – Mom and Dad walk into the terminal as I get back in line at Delta.
10:30 AM – Long story short: After checking rental car options, we decided it will be best if Dad moves up his trip to NY and drives up with me now. We head back to the apartment so Dad can get his things.
11:20 AM – Depart from Richmond for the second time. This time via car. The GPS says we can expect to reach 30 Rock at 5:15 PM. I of course know better, and do not expect to reach NY at that time
2:45 PM – We have hit plenty of traffic up to this point, but we are more than halfway home. The GPS shows we will arrive at 5:23. We stop at the Chesapeake house for gas, bathroom, and food. As we walk inside we see the bathroom lines are monstrous. We opt for smoothies and Cinnabon instead.
3:05 PM – A very efficient stop has only added 20 minutes to our arrival time. Things are looking decent. But of course we have to deal with the NJ Turnpike which will most assuredly be a disaster
3:30 PM – THE DELAWARE REST STOP HAS BEEN DESTROYED!! Oh Happy day! I call Ostrowe to add this wonderful news to his already wonderful day.
3:37 PM – Arrive in Jersey. The signs are suggesting to take 295 North, so I abide. Anything to keep me off the Turnpike.
4:00 PM – 295 is moving nicely. The highway splits due to construction and I stay in the fast lane.
4:02 PM – Three miles down the road the fast lane becomes the express lane to Philadelphia. I have no option to get back on 295 North. I am helpless as the GPS tells me to take three different exits to make a U-Turn. How expected.
4:09 PM – Finally back on 295 North and only 5 minutes has been added to the trip. Expected arrival time: 5:49
4:28 PM – Getting ready to rejoin the Turnpike. Hopefully we bypassed some traffic.
4:29 PM – Traffic on the turnpike moving nicely.
4:30 PM – Pass sign that says: Major delays from Exit 6-7A. We think: “Only three exits? Not too shabby”
4:45 PM – Major delays. Traffic crawling. Expected arrival time increasing slowly.
5:07 PM – Originally expected to arrive in 8 minutes, but we are about an hour and twenty minutes away as the crow flies.
5:30 PM – We put on 1010 Wins to find out why we are still sitting in traffic between exits 7 & 7A. They inform us that there is a 90 minute wait at both tunnels. That is going to hurt the arrival time.
5:42 PM – The highway splits into express and local. Things are moving now, but we are still
5:45 PM – I start thinking of alternatives. I call NBC and let them know that I am running late. They will inform my guests when they arrive at 7:30 that I will be late.
5:46 PM – Call mom and ask her to find a train station near exit 8. Call everyone I know in Jersey for ideas. No one picks up.
5:50 PM – Decide that the best course of action is to go to Secaucus and catch a train to Penn from there. However, there is now a 2 hour delay at the tunnel. We can only hope the traffic doesn’t back up to Secaucus. It probably will.
6:00 PM – Still can’t find Secaucus in the GPS. That is because I was spelling it wrong. (Seeeeeeeeacaucus = too many Es)
6:01 PM – Finally got the spelling right. The GPS says we will arrive at the train station at 6:30 PM. That would give me an hour to get to 30 Rock. Completely feasible. But not probable.
6:10 PM – More traffic on the Turnpike. Arrival time rising…
6:18 PM – Traffic lets up. Hit 85 mph. Arrival time falling!
6:35 PM – The helix takes us .5 miles past the train station. Yuck Fou NJ. I hate you
6:38 PM – After a huge loop we finally make it to the station. I grab my three bags, bid father adieu and profusely thank him for his good deed. He is listed as the early favorite for GotY 2010
6:41 PM – Very Winded. But I manage to buy a ticket and get through the turnstile.
6:42 PM – Run down the stairs only to see a NY bound train pull away from the station. Next train is at 7:15
7:00 PM – Take a deep breath for the first time in 9 hours. Also, I think my stomach may be eating itself.
7:13 PM – The 7:15 train has been delayed 20 minutes. How expected. Someone really doesn’t want me to give this tour tonight. The next train is at “7:21”
7:20 PM – The 7:21 train is early! What a shocker. Everything is coming up Milhouse.
7:27 PM – My guests call me from 30 Rock. I tell them to go upstairs, eat chicken fingers, and wait for me.
7:29 PM – Arrive at Penn Station. Start running to 30 Rock but it is exhausting with 3 heavy bags. I run two blocks, speed walk one, repeat.
7:43 PM – Get to 30 Rock and run upstairs.
7:44 PM – Meet the guests in the green room.
7:45 PM – Pound 3 chicken fingers and a water.
7:46 PM – Begin tour
10:01 PM – Guest leave. Sit in the green room and catch my breath again. Mumble “Yuck Fou Delta” to myself

Gentleman of the Year 2009: The People’s Final Four

Well, it took three rounds, but the People’s vote finally skewed away from chalk and the Gentlemanly vote. (For those who don’t know, while the People’s Vote is going on, there is also a Gentlemanly vote being held. The only voters allowed are Chain of Gentlemen members). If we only learned one thing from the previous round, it is that Jmac is very handsome and has a huge contingent of voters. He is a force to be reckoned with after taking out the reigning GotY. As Dmo said: “He should run for political office.” It is also worth noting that 75% of the final four gentlemen were in Spain at the same time earlier in the year. Coincidence?
So now there are only 4 gentlemen left. Only one will be crowned GotY 2009.

National Semifinal #1: 1 Dmo v 2 JmacDmo: Nominated by Rick
Link to Emma
Expert Scoreboard operator
The main link of the CoG
Works from home…barely

Jmac: Nominated by Rick
He held his door open for me
Was concerned when he saw Ostrowe limping down the stairs
How’s Pizza
Makes hilarious songs on the fly in the style of Springsteen and Bob Dylan
Bearable in large doses
So handsome he can talk to chicks with boyfriends
http://www.micropoll.com/akira/MicroPoll?id=223245

National Semifinal #2: 3 Joyce v 3 SullyJoyce: Nominated by Mar
Is korean

Great host
Does dance push-ups

Is friends with married chicks

Sully: Nominated by Rick
Safely landed a broken airplane in the Hudson River
http://www.micropoll.com/akira/MicroPoll?id=223246

May the god bless you for ever and may the most gentlemanly win

Title Track (12.15.09)

We now take time out from the Gentleman of the Year voting to bring you some random musings from a Piccinich

Re: Tiger Woods. The most debated question these days is what his sponsors should do. Everyone has been asking Nike, Gatorade, American Express, and AT&T how they are going to handle the situation. However, the first shot was fired by Accenture who dropped Woods on Sunday. This move will provide them more exposure and positive press than actually sponsoring Woods. They will forever be linked to Tiger by no longer being linked to him.

As of today, the story has appeared on the cover of the New York Post for 17 straight days. Just 2 short of the record. 9/11. UPDATE: On Friday Nov. 18 Tiger made his 20th straight cover. He now holds the record. Unreal

I would imagine porn on blu-ray would be more disturbing than titillating. Unless of course they had all the make-up in the world.

Here is an interview I did for AlliSports.com. 10 questions are mine. I planted some fake ones in there too. Whoops.

Introducing a new CTS feature: Photo of the Day. Check the Twitter feed on the left daily for new pics.

Jersey Shore is awful. But sucker punches will forever be known as Snookie Punches

Here is my only thought about Syracuse basketball now being a #1 seed in Professor Lunardi’s most recent Bracketology. 😀

Words of Wisdom: If you are drunk, don’t think you can beat Danielle in Dr. Mario. Note: May also be true if you are sober. But I have no proof.

Waking up not in a bathtub of ice is something I look forward to every morning.

When I was in elementary school. I got fooled by the old “Your epidermis is showing” gag. When I got home, I asked my mom if I could get them back with any weird thing. She told me to ask people if they had fallopian tubes. This TFLN is much worse:
(801): so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me

Sam Anderson reviews the Michael Jordan biography he wrote when he was 13. Epic.

This website will give you random things to do on any given day. I wonder if one of the things is to click on the lever 100 times in a row?

Greatest Palindrome ever? Taco Cat

Bulletin Board Win. I love meat. No Homo.

According to Billboard. Nickelback is the band of the decade. Let that sink in.

It is depressing that I have reached the age that Hollywood is already remaking movies from my youth. But if I were to tell me Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe were remaking Robin Hood, that would be something I’d be interested in

Ten Random Songs for This Post:
1) In To Deep – Genesis
2) Work – Jimmy Eat World
3) 21st Century Digital Boy – Bad Religion
4) Cryin‘ – Aerosmith (God Bless 1990’s Alicia Sliverstone’s)
5) Daughter – Pearl Jam
6) Centerfold – J. Geils Band
7) You Oughta Know – Alanis Morissette
8) Poison – All Time Low
9) Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You – Frankie Valli
10) Manhattan – Kings of Leon

For the half of a century no mortal has disturbed them. In pace requiescat!

Gentleman of the Year: Regional Finals

Round 2 is over and we finally saw a couple of upsets as both Mar and Eddie O were upset by 3 seeds. The countdown doesn’t stop till we get to the top. Now there are only 8 Gentlemen left vying for the right to be called Gentleman of the Year. These could be by far the toughest match-ups yet.
Abby Regional Final: 1 Rick v 2 JmacRick: Nominated by Jim$
Is a gentleman
Provides NBC apparel

Jmac: Nominated by Rick
He held his door open for me
Was concerned when he saw Ostrowe limping down the stairs
How’s Pizza
Makes hilarious songs on the fly in the style of Springsteen and Bob Dylan
Bearable in large doses
So handsome he can talk to chicks with boyfriends
http://www.micropoll.com/akira/MicroPoll?id=221963

Suze Regional Final: 1 Dmo v 2 Terry!Dmo: Nominated by Rick
Link to Emma
Expert Scoreboard operator
The main link of the CoG
Works from home…barely

Terry: Nominated by Mar
Hes the captain of Rockland
A gentleman
He hopped the fence at the 4th hole of Rockland Lake and came back with a 6-pack that he shared with Dougla$ and I.
There are a ton more reasons but I’m winded from using my phone to type
http://www.micropoll.com/akira/MicroPoll?id=221966

Jeanette Regional Final: 1 Jim$ v 3 JoyceJim$: Nominated by Daryl
Tells me when the Hoboken train station is on fire so I don’t walk in there and get burned to death.
Still provides a couch in Hoboken so I don’t have to sleep on the street due to NJT’s lack of functionality because their train station had been destroyed by fire earlier in the evening.
Organizes various after work outings that take place at the Greenrock or somewhere in the city
Engaged to the 2008 GWotY

Joyce: Nominated by Mar
Is korean

Great host
Does dance push-ups
Is friends with married chicks
http://www.micropoll.com/akira/MicroPoll?id=221964

Olivia Regional Final: 1 Ostrowe v 3 SullyOstrowe: Nominated by Rick
He is driving Jmac to Stamford
Delivers Joyce’s mail
Knows all of New City
Bang Abby
Has driven home in worse condition
Hits LG in the head with a paper airplane
A gentleman

Sully: Nominated by Rick
Safely landed a broken airplane in the Hudson River
http://www.micropoll.com/akira/MicroPoll?id=221965

May the god bless you for ever and may the most gentlemanly win

2009 Gentleman of the Year – Sweet 16

The first round is complete. Now things get a little tighter. Let’s get to it.
Abby Region: 1 Rick v 4 MoroRick: Nominated by Jim$
Is a gentleman
Provides NBC apparel

Moro: Nominated by Daryl
Buys me drinks if I’m in Nyack
Only person with the power to name someone a “captain”
Invents “Moro-isms”
Fun to go on vacation with
Loves Terry
Is wealthy as well
Chanted Terry vs Toilet in the pool!

Abby Region 2 Jmac v 3 Jim NantzJmac: Nominated by Rick
He held his door open for me
Was concerned when he saw Ostrowe limping down the stairs
How’s Pizza
Makes hilarious songs on the fly in the style of Springsteen and Bob Dylan
Bearable in large doses
So handsome he can talk to chicks with boyfriends

Jim Nantz: Nominated by Dmo
He’s handsome
We’re all his freinds
Jim$ got me an autographed book of his that I cherish.

Suze Region: 1 Dmo v 4 Anfron
Dmo: Nominated by Rick
Link to Emma
Expert Scoreboard operator
The main link of the CoG
Works from home…barely

Anfron: Nominated by Rick
Saved his bosses life in china
Turkish
Was the first ever employee of the month at his company
Bangs Asians right in their ass
Bought me a Shirley Temple out of nowhere

Jeanette Region 2 Terry! v 3 PoppersTerry: Nominated by Mar
Hes the captain of Rockland
A gentleman
He hopped the fence at the 4th hole of Rockland Lake and came back with a 6-pack that he shared with Dougla$ and I.
There are a ton more reasons but I’m winded from using my phone to type

Poppers: Nominated by Dmo
True gentleman
Has retarded dog
Drove from Maryland for booze cruise
Organized Clemson golf outing and tailgate
Supports Republicans
Went to West point and met Wedgie
Provides comfortable couch for me to sleep on

Jeanette Region: 1 Jim$ v 4 DarylJim$: Nominated by Daryl
Tells me when the Hoboken train station is on fire so I don’t walk in there and get burned to death.
Still provides a couch in Hoboken so I don’t have to sleep on the street due to NJT’s lack of functionality because their train station had been destroyed by fire earlier in the evening.
Organizes various after work outings that take place at the Greenrock or somewhere in the city
Engaged to the 2008 GWotY

Daryl: Nominated by Rick
Jul. 29: When Dmo pointed out that it was pitch black outside, Daryl responded with :”I worry about the safety of the sun at the moment.” Despite the sun not being a gentleman, Daryl still was concerned
Still working on Trivial Pursuit game for the CoG
Randomly enlightens us with the inner thinkings of his brain
Single-handidly keeping Orange County Paint stores in business

Jeanette Region: 2 Eddie O v 3 JoyceEd O’Neill: Nominated by Dmo
Has fancy housewarming parties
Has shiny pants
Is a big supporter of maryland football
Wants to know what it’s like to live in evelyn’s anus
Has shiny pants
Makes peg make buffalo chicken dip for the gentlemen
Has shiny pants

Joyce: Nominated by Mar
Is korean

Great host
Does dance push-ups
Is friends with married chicks

Olivia Region: 1 Ostrowe v 4 JurgenOstrowe: Nominated by Rick
He is driving Jmac to Stamford
Delivers Joyce’s mail
Knows all of New City
Bang Abby
Has driven home in worse condition
Hits LG in the head with a paper airplane
A gentleman

Jurgen: Nominated by Eddie O
Master Chef of Nubbinsville
Scotch connoisseur
Picks fights with middle-aged men
Semi-retired/wealthy
A total wildcard when drunk

Olivia Region: 2 Mar v 3 SullyMar: Nominated by Rick
Cheeeeeers
Wealthy
Gives away sweatshirts
Bought Call of Duty 2, fell off the face of the earth, might be dead
Almost moved in with Joyce
Came out of retirement like Brett Favre
If your stuck in the city with no place to go and need to take a nap, purchase ticket to a movie

Sully: Nominated by Rick
Safely landed a broken airplane in the Hudson River

May the god bless you for ever and may the most gentlemanly win

Gentleman of the Year: Round of 32

Anyone can be heroic from time to time, but a gentleman is something you have to be all the time.That sound you hear is not an angelic choir, or even the soothing vocal chords of Vanessa Carlton. It is the sound anticipation. We are here today to start down a path of gentlemanliness. One year ago the Gentleman of the Year award was created, and here we are a year later and our number of nominees has doubled. This is by far the most gentlemanly Gentleman of the Year ever.

The tournament this year has been broken up into 4 regions. First up is the Abby Region (Named after the matron saint of the CoG); home to the number one overall seed and reigning Gentleman of the Year

Abby Region: 1 Rick v 8 Mel Kipher Jr. (sic)
Rick: Nominated by Jim$
Is a gentleman
Provides NBC apparel

Mel Kipher Jr: Nominate by Joyce
No specific reason

Abby Region: 4 Moro v 5 Hutter
Moro: Nominated by Daryl
Buys me drinks if I’m in Nyack
Only person with the power to name someone a “captain”
Invents “Moro-isms”
Fun to go on vacation with
Loves Terry
Is wealthy as well
Chanted Terry vs Toilet in the pool!

Hutter: Nominated by Dmo
He has a pool that he finally invited me to for the first time this summer
He provides food, drinks, and lots of beer when you do go over.
He’s retarded
He gets free rooms in AC
He hangs out with Paul loduca
He wants to be Francis when he grows up

Abby Region: 3 Jim Nantz v 6 Vin Ascatigno
Jim Nantz: Nominated by Dmo
He’s handsome
We’re all his freinds
Jim$ got me an autographed book of his that I cherish.

Vince Ascatigno: Nominated by Ostrowe
Left his house so his soon to be ex wife would have somewhere to stay
Facilitated the creation of the Piccinich Effect and indirectly responsible for the creation of the CoG
Bangs numerous hot chicks
Makes a mean queso dip
Hearts panis

Abby Region: 2 Jmac v 7 Walter NolanJmac: Nominated by Rick
He held his door open for me
Was concerned when he saw Ostrowe limping down the stairs
How’s Pizza
Makes hilarious songs on the fly in the style of Springsteen and Bob Dylan
Bearable in large doses
So handsome he can talk to chicks with boyfriends

Walter Nolan: Nominated by Dmo
Has a hot girlfriend
Bangs hot chicks
Hires hot chicks
Captains a 2 time defending championship dart team
Gives us free beers at Bruxelles
Invites us to ac
Bangs hot chicks
Works with mar

Suze Region (Named after Dmo’s New Years 2009): 1 Dmo v 8 Derrick ThomasDmo: Nominated by Rick
Link to Emma
Expert Scoreboard operator
The main link of the CoG
Works from home…barely

Derrick Thomas: Nominated by Jmac
He is dead

Suze Region: 4 Anfron v 5 YE YangAnfron: Nominated by Rick
Saved his bosses life in china
Turkish
Was the first ever employee of the month at his company
Bangs Asians right in their ass
Bought me a Shirley Temple out of nowhere

YE Yang: Nominated by Rick
First person to defeat Tiger Woods in a major after he had a 54 hold lead. (May have contributed to Eldrick’s current downfall)
Gorilla pressed his bag upon winning

Suze Region: 3 Poppers v 6 The MoonPoppers: Nominated by Dmo
True gentleman
Has retarded dog
Drove from Maryland for booze cruise
Organized Clemson golf outing and tailgate
Supports Republicans
Went to West point and met Wedgie
Provides comfortable couch for me to sleep on

The Moon: Nominated by Rick
Lights up the night
Friends with anfron
Does not make it very hot
Has an american flag on its surface
Not made of cheese, but if it was made of BBQ spare ribs, I would eat it
Subject of Goodnight Moon, one of my favorite books as a kid

Suze Region: 2 Terry! v 7 George WTerry: Nominated by Mar
Hes the captain of Rockland
A gentleman
He hopped the fence at the 4th hole of Rockland Lake and came back with a 6-pack that he shared with Dougla$ and I.
There are a ton more reasons but I’m winded from using my phone to type

George W. Bush: Nominated by Poppers
Walked to the bump at Yankee Stadium and fired a legit fastball right down broadway
Obama could not

Olivia Region: 1 Ostrowe v 8 Adam RichmanOstrowe: Nominated by Rick
He is driving Jmac to Stamford
Delivers Joyce’s mail
Knows all of New City
Bang Abby
Has driven home in worse condition
Hits LG in the head with a paper airplane
A gentleman

Adam Richman: Nominated by Mar
Eats huge meals

Inspires kids to not waste food

Won a guitar

Olivia Region: 4 Jurgen v Guy FieriJurgen: Nominated by Eddie O
Master Chef of Nubbinsville
Scotch connoisseur
Picks fights with middle-aged men
Semi-retired/wealthy
A total wildcard when drunk

Guy Fieri: Nominated by Mar
Makes good sandwiches
Incorporates his family into his show
Great TGIFriday menu

Olivia Region: 3 Sully v 6 Meb KeflezighiSully: Nominated by Rick
Safely landed a broken airplane in the Hudson River

Meb: Nominated by Rick
First American Winner of the NYC Marathon since 1982
Actually calls the event the ING NYC Marathon. Sponsors love that
Eats Bagels
USA USA!

Olivia Region: 2 Mar v 7 Jim BoeheimMar: Nominated by Rick
Cheeeeeers
Wealthy
Gives away sweatshirts
Bought Call of Duty 2, fell off the face of the earth, might be dead
Almost moved in with Joyce
Came out of retirement like Brett Favre
If your stuck in the city with no place to go and need to take a nap, purchase ticket to a movie

Jim Boeheim: Nominate by Rick
800 wins
Hot wife 22 years his junior
Helps in the fight against cancer
Has survived cancer himself
Had a cameo in Blue Chips

Jeanette Region: 1 Jim$ v 8 FlaxJim$: Nominated by Daryl
Tells me when the Hoboken train station is on fire so I don’t walk in there and get burned to death.
Still provides a couch in Hoboken so I don’t have to sleep on the street due to NJT’s lack of functionality because their train station had been destroyed by fire earlier in the evening.
Organizes various after work outings that take place at the Greenrock or somewhere in the city
Engaged to the 2008 GWotY

Flax: Nominated by Moro
Has a jersey with his name on it
Flys first class (Flax class)
Has limos pick him up at the airport
Bangs tons of white chicks
The captain of Las Vegas

Jeanette Region: 4 Daryl v 5 ClintonDaryl: Nominated by Rick
Jul. 29: When Dmo pointed out that it was pitch black outside, Daryl responded with :”I worry about the safety of the sun at the moment.” Despite the sun not being a gentleman, Daryl still was concerned
Still working on Trivial Pursuit game for the CoG
Randomly enlightens us with the inner thinkings of his brain
Single-handidly keeping Orange County Paint stores in business

Bill Clinton: Nominated by Sars
He sweet talked Kim Jong Il into letting those two Korean reporters go

Jeanette Region: 3 Joyce v 6 Christopher JohnsonJoyce: Nominated by Mar
Is korean

Great host
Does dance push-ups
Is friends with married chicks

Christopher Johnson: Nominated by Ostrowe
Concerned for the well being of the little guy
Wants to make sure his people aren’t turned into experiments
Spent twenty years collecting enough motor oil to fly back to his home planet
Has a snazzy red vest
Will be back in three years
Dominates fantasy football
Made a three-pointer with 8 seconds left to lead DII LeMoyne over Syracuse
Attempted 999ft three point shot in DI basketball game

Jeanette Region: 2 Eddie O 7 John McCainEd O’Neill: Nominated by Dmo
Has fancy housewarming parties
Has shiny pants
Is a big supporter of maryland football
Wants to know what it’s like to live in evelyn’s anus
Has shiny pants
Makes peg make buffalo chicken dip for the gentlemen
Has shiny pants

John McCain: Nominated by Jim$
Is a great American hero
Puts country first
Works well with both Dems and Reps

May the god bless you for ever and may the most gentlemanly win