2010 Gentleman of the Year

Congrats to the unanimous 2010 Gentleman of the Year.
The Gentlemen selected him.
The People selected him.
And now, the first address from the Gentleman of the Year

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January 19, 2011

Gentlemen,

I have recently been informed that I have been voted Gentleman of the Year. It is a great honor to have been selected for such a title by both my peers and the people. As a constituent of the Chain of Gentlemen I draw my guidance on how to uphold the values of a gentleman on a daily basis from its other members. Obviously, this means to have even been considered for such a post would not have been possible without their help. I would also like to use this opportunity to acknowledge the tremendous tenure of my predecessor. During his term, I was fortunate enough to participate in what was easily the most gentlemanly year in history. Of course his success would not have been possible without the efforts of gentlemen such as yourselves. Finally, I would like to recognize the campaigns of all nominees in the past voting year, as the cases presented in all such campaigns filled what was indeed a difficult field to navigate.

Thank you for your support.

Sincerely,
Daryl Baker

2010 Gentleman of the Year: Final

This is it. Only two men are left. The people are guaranteed to have a new Gentleman.
Daryl
Defeated: Colin Cowherd, Eddie O, Dmo, Rick
– “I just built Rio the Snowman. He is lacking all major appendages including stick arms. He has no carrot nose because I was too goddamn lazy to get a carrot, and I lack coal or a corn cob pipe to complete the illusion…”
– “I usually disappear into convenience stores and show up at the bar again, 45 minutes later, holding a bag of Doritios. This is what I’m told happens anyway”
– Taught his kidney spanish so it could play on the Mets. It batted .294 with 10 HRs and 72 RBIs. .992 Fielding Percentage
– 6 Martinis at the wedding

Jurgen
Defeated: Arnold Palmer, Joyce, Jim$, Mar
– Hosted a gentlemanly gathering at his palace
– Bought coffee for everyone
– Busted out the Jameson Special Reserve so we could have Irish coffee
– Vanity. $1600
– He would like to speak to a representative at the front desk so he will call someplace else. Thank you have a good night
– He is also a warrior having sustained the most bruises and cuts out of all of us.
– Steinbrenner of the CoG

Who is the People Gentleman of 2010?online survey

2010 Gentleman of the Year: Final Four

Down to the Final Four. Let’s get to it

Jurgen v Mar
Jurgen
– Hosted a gentlemanly gathering at his palace
– Bought coffee for everyone
– Busted out the Jameson Special Reserve so we could have Irish coffee
– Vanity. $1600
– He would like to speak to a representative at the front desk so he will call someplace else. Thank you have a good night
– He is also a warrior having sustained the most bruises and cuts out of all of us.
– Steinbrenner of the CoG

Mar
– I’ve concluded that the only thing better than big titties is….BIGGER TITTIES!
– Was not sober once in Vegas.
– Taught a hook how to dougie so she wouldn’t steal his camera
– Discovered that Night Fever makes all the girls take their clothes off

Final Four: Who is more Gentlemanly?online surveys

Rick v Daryl
Rick
– Randomly created and scored a sheep.
– He takes criticism and corrects his playlist.
– Volunteers his time at ARC to chaperone events, whereas ARC = the COG and events = any gathering of the COG
-Keeps Mike’s Pizza in business
– Kept Mar and Joyce alive on the streets of Baltimore

Daryl
– “I just built Rio the Snowman. He is lacking all major appendages including stick arms. He has no carrot nose because I was too goddamn lazy to get a carrot, and I lack coal or a corn cob pipe to complete the illusion…”
– “I usually disappear into convenience stores and show up at the bar again, 45 minutes later, holding a bag of Doritios. This is what I’m told happens anyway”
– Taught his kidney spanish so it could play on the Mets. It batted .294 with 10 HRs and 72 RBIs. .992 Fielding Percentage
– 6 Martinis at the wedding

Final Four: Who is more Gentlemanly?survey software

May the God bless you forever