When you go to Vegas, the optimal time to leave is 12:00p

This is just something that all Gentlemen need to know.  We can’t tell you what to do in Vegas. But whatever you do, make sure your flight home is as close to noon as possible.  Inevitably you wind up going real hard you last night there. This makes the morning flights dangerous.  You put yourself at risk of sleeping through your flight or even being denied access for being too drunk.  And from what I am told, flying with a hangover is a miserable experience.  Flights after noon, especially to the east coast lead to wasted days of sitting at the airport not able to do much of anything  (See above).  Just heed our advice and fly home at noon so you can recuperate in your own bed before having to face the workplace the following day.