2012 Gentleman of the Year: Sweet 16

In this, the 5th iteration of the naming of the Gentleman of the Year, we have made it to the Sweet 16.  The big news coming out of round one was that Jmac the number 3 seed lost to PSY.  Unfortunately for Jmac, news of PSY’s anti-American lyrics from years ago did not surface until voting was nearly complete.

A few people has made comments about the seeding recently.  Here is some insight on this highly technical process.  Starting on Christmas Day, nominations for Gentleman of the Year are allowed to be submitted.  The GOTY20XX chain is monitored by the lawfirm of Piccinich, Piccinich & Terry.  The week after Thanksgiving all CoG members are invited to rank the nominated Gentlemen.  This year there were 40 nominees.  Each Gentleman’s placement on each submitted ballot is then averaged.  The lowest average is the number one overall seed.  Starting from number one, each nominees is added to the bracket in a snake like pattern such that the 5th ranked nominee overall is the Number Two seed in the bracket of the 4th ranked nominee.

Enough of the preamble, here is the bracket as it stands, VOTE IN ALL 8 MATCH-UPS AFTER THE JUMP

Douglas C. Mohr
– Buys tic tacs for Jim$ and Eddie O
– Proposed to Melissa this year
– She said “Yes”
– Is a Senior VP at Cisco, according to the Maryland Alumni Book
– Spends 10 weeks per year on tropical islands

Chris Christie
– Large
– Great command of the hurricane crisis
– Has an awesome fleece he wears everywhere
– When asked to comment on Twinkies, he said “No, SNL already has enough fodder from me”
– Quoted Atlantic City by Bruce on Weekend Update

 

Eddie O
– Creator and organizer of Man Day
– Soon to be father of Baby O
– Chump Slap captain
– Loves a good meatball
– Is an honorable gentleman

PSY
– Inspired a revolution
– Biggest new music star of 2012 not named Carly Rae Jepsen
– Hi my name is PSY, I’m from Korea, thank you
– Has Gangnam Style

 

Ostrowe
– Gave up his train ticket so Jmac could get the train in time to meet up with LB in Rockland. This was despite him not feeling well and wanting to go home.
– Works 6 days a week
– 29 year olds that look 22 fall in love with him
– Brought a giant jug of tic tacs
– Charming
– Newly elected President of the Postal Workers Union

Victor Yang
– This Email (among others)
Dear everybody of NAPD member:
God bless everybody of NAPD team and their family are safety in this big storm!
Remember Victor’s heart are pulsate and beat with every NAPD member.I put my my finger in cross to pray you,your family and all of the NAPD team’s family safety! Hope all is well with you!
Best regards
Victor Yang

 

Daryl
– Played “Titty” in Hanging with Friends
– Gave a gentlemanly concession speech/email in early 2012 to usher in the crowning of the new GotY, Eddie O
– Wishes all gentlemen a happy day each and every morning
– Loves strip clubs
– Writer of the DDB Taste of a Gentleman posts on GP.com
– Constantly give Gentlemen updates and reviews on things they should know.

Lonnie Quinn
– Outstanding Storm coverage for the second straight year, proving that 2011 was not a fluke

 

Rick
– Is the ultimate gentleman
– Founder and first winner of the GOTY
– Doesn’t molest contestants like most other Family Feud hosts
– Is secretly Izzy, the loveable Olympics character we all grew up with and wanting to be
– Puts up with COG shenanigans in a sober fashion
– Is a wonderful host and provides chip, dip, and Totino Pizza Rolls to his guests
– Sublet’s his shares of Macanova while on extended business trips

Wayne Williams
– Big gentleman
– Comes to NY for Alabama games
– Got Jim$ a Alabama onesie for JDIII
– Invited us to Tuscaloosa anytime
– Married to Nancy who is amazing

 

Poppers
– Trusted guru of tv shows
– Expert heckler of opposing fans/players/coaches at live sporting events
– Dominates BetBookNY (in other words, wealthy)
– Entertaining use of twitter with @MeatyCalves

Anfron
– Still sends awesome emails from Victor Yang
– Proposed to his lady friend this year
– Flatulates in his office causing people to abort asking him questions
– Graciously declined Yankee tickets after a email snafu

 

Joyce
– Master of the Irish Exit
– Marrying Molly. Very smart
– Teaches special needs children
– Always brings community chips
– Wildcard

Jurgen
– Owns a mansion
– The plywood is very absorbent
– Has fancy labor day parties
– Loves frappes

 

Mar
– Dressed as Slutty Mar for Halloween
– Provided a Steve Nash-esque cock assist
– Is retarded

Steve Sabol
– Godfather of NFL Films
– NFL Hard Knox executive producer
– Fantastic hair
– From “Jersey Bro”
– Battled Cancer

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7 comments on “2012 Gentleman of the Year: Sweet 16

  1. To be fair, PSY probably should not have been nominated in the first place, and probably would not have garnered so many votes if it were not so easy to tamper with the polls.

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