Syracuse plays at 9:00P tonight. Iam beyond antsy. Wanted to go for a bike ride to calm my nerves, but the eye doctor dilated my pupils so I still can’t see anything. Luckily, Rookie of the Year is on TV. Sadly, I turned it on 5 seconds after the doctor says Funky Buttloving. Can’t win them all.
The best running joke of the movie is Martinella can’t get Henry’s name right all movie. That got me to thinking: Can SIRI do any better? Here are her attempts
Ruined our night
Going to look
Glow in the Dark
And finally. Success!