Christmas Decorations: Rule 838
Put them up, but take them down by MLK day
It is fun to put up Christmas decorations. They make your house festive and provide metaphorical warmth. Just be sure to take them down by Mid-January. Being that the above picture is from my living room today (April 7), I have failed. Doesn’t matter that the stocking on the left has a grape-flavored-wax-mustache sticking out of it. This is tacky. Come on. Get your act together.