A Pie. Get it?
Being humble is a rare quality in most people. However, it is rare to find a gentleman without this quality. Your accomplishments and feats should speak for themselves. There is no need to go around bragging about the time you scored 18 points in a rec basketball game or the time you got first place in nude photo hunt or the time you helped an elderly woman across the street. Stay true to yourself. Let your actions speak for themselves. People will notice and people will respect you for that.
Note: One must not brag about being humble. That kind of defeats the purpose. In fact to be safe, you might as well print this out and throw it in the trash to make sure no one knows you have it.
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