Amazon. Greatest. Website. Ever.

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It is no secret. I love the internet. What you may not know is that I also love getting packages (who doesn’t?) When I got my first credit card way back in 2004, I was able to put these two magical things together. And since 2004, Amazon has been there for me.
This is an self evaluation based on online shopping habits

2004
Total Orders: 3
I started out in late 2004. I had just transferred to Springfield college. I was a junior. And on October 17th, I placed my very first order on Amazon.com. Season 1 of Degrassi. The finest Canadian melodrama cable has to offer. It was an omen of things to come.
Items Purchased:
3 DVDs – Kentucky Fried Movie, Mulholland Drive, Degrassi Season 1
1 Hat
Total Spent: $87….I spent $40 on Degrassi. God damn

2005
Total Orders: 2
Kind of pathetic beginning here. 3 orders in 3 months to start. Then only 2 over the next 12. What was I doing?
Items Purchased
Iliad & Odyssey Boxed Set – I have read a combined 10 pages of these two books. They make good paperweights (Worst Purchase of 2005 Award)
The 50 Year Seduction – A must read for any college football and/or televised sports fan
Son of a Witch – PresentforagirlIhadacrushonanotherchapterofmylifemovingonto2006
Total spent: $65

2006
Total Orders: 2
Ok. So I started out slow. I was still in college and I didn’t have a job. Cut me some slack. The only two items I purchased that year was Season 3 & Season 4 of Degrassi. But those are two amazing seasons. Manny got an abortion. Emma got gonorrhea, Jimmy got shot, the breakfast club episode, Billy Ray Cyrus as a cab driver, Terri gets put in a coma, Stay away from my boyyyyyy both of youuuuuuu, I makea da posters for your dance, Mr. O
Total Spent: $73

2007
Total Orders: 7
Ok now we are talking. This was my first year with a job and as such my spending increased. I also learned the joy of Christmas shopping online. No lines for me.
DVDs – 1 Degrassi Season 5
Largest Purchase – A Wii for Maxx
Total Spent: $504

2008
Total Orders: 10
This was a year of big purchases. It started with a GPS bought as a graduation presents for someone else. A new camera during the Olympics since I was over worked and needed something to look forward to. It was a awful camera. And it ended with the purchase of a 42″ plasma TV. (Sexy) That year I also signed up for an Amazon Visa Card. Now I earn triple points for any purchase on Amazon.
DVDs – 9 Degrassi Season 6, South Park Season 11, Dumb & Dumber, Family Guy Season 5 (The last season I watched), Jerry Maguire (I own two of these…whoops) Shawshank, Good Will Hunting, Forrest Gump, Sarah Marshall & Wall-E
Total Spent: $1825

2009
Total Orders: 14
Big year order-wise & DVD-wise. I managed to keep the dollar amount down though
DVDs – 25 I’m not going to list them all. Taken is phenomenal. Always Sunny is legendary. The Notebook and PS I Love You are embarrassing.
Total Spent: $546

2010
Total Orders: 11
The year may be almost over. But I still have Christmas to make up for the lack or orders.
DVDs – 32 Emma & Ice Box, Scream 1-3,
Total Spent: $969.20

Total Spent All-Time: $4069.20
God Bless the Internet