Listen. Mom went crazy this week because she thought you gave her skin cancer. I’m pretty good at talking her off the ledge these days, but do you know how hard it is to talk someone off a skin cancer ledge? AND on top of that I went to the Doctors Office with her and froze when they called her name and got in trouble when I stayed in the waiting room.
In the end, it was nothing. They froze the mole off her back and we all lived happily ever after.
PS Karma got me when the nurse opened the door and called for Nicholas and I thought to myself, “oh no. something is wrong.” Turns out there was another Nicholas in the waiting room.